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being blind to irony can be very useful

 

neighbour is playing music

 it was faint a few minutes ago, now it's getting louder. some techno rock mashup garbage what tf is that. i cant sleep im scared stop now Mister tells me your resentment will be your salvation what kind of music is this the man behind me says he can feel it screwing with his biorhythm i agree   i wonder what neighbour is doing over there. i should go have a word with him. that guy's a real jerk.

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ksb: Listen ----- oms: if its not fuck it odc oms: i* ksb: Tell --------- to fucken delete the post ok  oms: he says it's not him ksb: Fuck what he says i know its all of you oms: what post is it oms: fuck you oms: just report the post and have it zucced hoirong ksb: [ss] ksb: [ss] ksb: [ss] ksb: [ss] ksb: Just remove the post oms: holy shit i helped make -------- lol ksb: I dont know why you all want to drag this on if the kid doesnt like it just delete it ksb: I mean what the hell oms: what the fuck do you want me to do ksb: ------- said its you ksb: And the page said its ------- oms: he said he didn't say it now i don't fucking know leave me out of this ksb: So its all of you oms: you talked to the page? ksb: Tf you think those screenshots are from ksb: They did and --- talked to ------- oms: show the screenshot where it says it's ------- na sakthu I'll send it to him ksb: I just sent you the screenshotd oms: it says it was shared by him not posted ksb: Honestly

all your problems will be solved

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she said as she handed me the jar.  cold jar. maybe it was the food. maybe it was the heavy sleep deprivation. maybe it was your mom . but something sent a sharp, piercing tug to my belly and i could feel my insides bleeding. i felt a stitch run up my stomach as i opened the jar and ate from it.  mother's head.  all my problems will be solved as soon as i get a new personality, move to a new city, change my name, alter my appearance, and become an entirely different person.  that's what Mister tells me at least.  i dont remember how long it's been since he followed me home from the market

i want to lose weight

  so I've decided to  only eat things i do not like eat in a dim ly li t room use a big spoon and a small plate imagine I'm eating som ething ve ry unhealthy  drink lots of cold water cold cold water cut that bitch cut that fat bitch again and again Mister says i should go on an eyeball diet  i tell him i'll stick to tribal thanks

very fucking convenient

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  ? what is the value of your choices

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once upon a time there was an old old man with an old old wife. they loved each other very much but they weren’t very happy at the time, the old old couple, as the old old man was busy being an astrophysicist and doing gay things for work and hence therefore couldnt give his wife the attention she craved. so one morning while the old old man was out for his daily walk because this is long ago there was no coronavirus his wife attempts to sabotage his life’s work because she is one petty bitch e.g. akash moirangthem. by the time the old man returns, the wife has had time to reflect upon the decision she so hastily made and prays to allah he doesn’t realize what has happened. but alas oh no he does. but however wait he cannot be sure it was her who did it so she decides to play the fool as you and i would say. she hears him tapping away at his computer adjusting his telescope and swearing to himself. by god jesus christ she feels her heart about to jump out of her ass. minutes turn to ho