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once upon a time there was an old old man with an old old wife. they loved each other very much but they weren’t very happy at the time, the old old couple, as the old old man was busy being an astrophysicist and doing gay things for work and hence therefore couldnt give his wife the attention she craved. so one morning while the old old man was out for his daily walk because this is long ago there was no coronavirus his wife attempts to sabotage his life’s work because she is one petty bitch e.g. akash moirangthem. by the time the old man returns, the wife has had time to reflect upon the decision she so hastily made and prays to allah he doesn’t realize what has happened. but alas oh no he does. but however wait he cannot be sure it was her who did it so she decides to play the fool as you and i would say. she hears him tapping away at his computer adjusting his telescope and swearing to himself. by god jesus christ she feels her heart about to jump out of her ass. minutes turn to ho