i want to lose weight

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 so I've decided to 
only eat things i do not like
eat in a dimly lit room
use a big spoon and a small plate
imagine I'm eating something very unhealthy 
drink lots of cold water cold cold water
cut that bitch

cut that fat bitch again and again



Mister says i should go on an eyeball diet 

i tell him i'll stick to tribal thanks

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